Marathon shock therapy.

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

this is my emotional support steak

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

the more you drink, the more political you get

this is how i became the fun uncle

royale burrito with cheese

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

algebra is like onion pie

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

bring back the cats!

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

may the comedic force be with you