Your trapper keeper game needs work.

no context crab

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

this should be interesting

welcome to jurassic park!

set your dvr!

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

always practice safe porking

spiders use their eyes

the suite life tried to teach us

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

and now he’s just committed to the bit

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

cry harder