Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

there’s a certificate and everything

funny but true

there a surprising number of shades of black

bonk

mario kart haiku

they’re both just so over each other’s bs

reverse john wick

voodoo as a last resort

finding beauty in the broken

why stop at just one watermelon?

all hail the king

there’s just nothing like it

goths need dating apps, too

i see your alpha male and raise you one turbo dude

she’s come for your soul

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