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halloween costume idea

I have a superpower!
I have a superpower!
The litter tray is empty again!
The litter tray is empty again!
Know your role.
Know your role.
Laughing so hard…
Laughing so hard…
How to make $1.
How to make $1.
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
In an alternate universe.
In an alternate universe.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
Not sure if loading…
Not sure if loading…
You are going to reblog this, and you’re going to like it!!
You are going to reblog this, and you’re going to like it!!
Unicorns are jerks.
Unicorns are jerks.
Dogs vs. cats.
Dogs vs. cats.
Romaine+calm+and+avoid+e+coli.
Romaine calm and avoid e coli.
Alternative+funding.
Alternative funding.
%C3%B0%C5%B8%C5%BD%C2%B5+It%26%238217%3Bs+my+cat+in+a+box%26%238230%3B
🎵 It’s my cat in a box…
Goodyear%26%238217%3Bs+illuminated+tires+circa+1961
Goodyear’s illuminated tires circa 1961
Join the conversation
Weezer%2C+the+early+years.
Weezer, the early years.
Thank+God+Ledge+%26%238211%3B+Yosemite+National+Park
Thank God Ledge – Yosemite National Park
Words
Words
Me+trying+to+look+busy+at+work.
Me trying to look busy at work.
My+therapist+thinks+you+have+too+much+baggage.
My therapist thinks you have too much baggage.
Neil+deGrasse+Tyson+vs+Pluto
Neil deGrasse Tyson vs Pluto
Retired+after+32+years.
Retired after 32 years.
Jeff+Goldblum%2C+professional+facinatee.
Jeff Goldblum, professional facinatee.