for glory!

the “cool” police

the “cool” police

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

i live at the zoo now

i live at the zoo now

emotional support alligator

emotional support alligator

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup

ode de febreeze

ode de febreeze

mephisto signing off off of zoom

mephisto signing off off of zoom

he had too many balls in the air

he had too many balls in the air

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

sea urchins love hats

sea urchins love hats

avoiding people in public is exhausting

avoiding people in public is exhausting