Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

Clearly my dreams are better

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

the reverse hero’s journey

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

esrever ygolohcysp

you had a good run

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

gonna need to step outside for a second

dinner and show

popsicles

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