Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

i can never show my face in public again

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

so warm and cozy

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

political pokemon

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

baby faced swamp witch

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