Wrong number like a boss.

Hey girl.

I’m Sagittarius.

My brother sucks…

Zorro to the rescue!

Eggception.

Awesome bathroom is awesome.

The copier is full of peanut butter…

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

My horse is cooler than your horse.

I changed my name in my dads phone to God…

Semi-automatic office warfare.

Not sure if dyslexci…

Giving yourself to a cause

Mind. Blown.

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