Killing the pole.

Show me your hands.

What’s updog?

сэр, я хотел молочную королеву.

Apple Maps.

That’s crappy…

Dat knee.

I once came home to a hostage situation.

Oscar Newman’s Idea of A Nukeproof Underground City Beneath Manhattan. 1969

Things were different when I was a kid

More accurate than a storm trooper

Checkmate, feminists

Remember It Next Time You Watch Star Wars

30,000 shredded emails

king of the wildlife center