Yes, it’s a knitting store… yes, it’s open.

Florida Woman is my spirit animal.

I should call 911 more often…

The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.

The tomb over John Wilkes Booth is covered in Lincoln one cent coins.

1337 zoom hax

My Conversations With Barbers

Let him cook!

My favorite knock knock joke.

Raging diarrhea.

Dad!!!

British reactions to a royal pregnancy…

ALL THE POKE!

ALL THE POKE!

I’m going to bed.

Most asked job interview questions.

This dog knows what he’s doing