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When someone starts with, "back in my day"

When someone starts with, "back in my day"

You drive a Honda, douche.

You drive a Honda, douche.
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*weeps obnoxiously*

*weeps obnoxiously*

So long and thanks for all the oil…

So long and thanks for all the oil...

These ducks were very expensive.

These ducks were very expensive.

Quarantine allows time for new hobbies 🧶

Quarantine allows time for new hobbies 🧶

and he was sentenced thusly

and he was sentenced thusly

… and it pleased the borg

... and it pleased the borg

the dog is his supervisor

the dog is his supervisor

Facebook facts you probably didn’t know.

Facebook facts you probably didn't know.

I could be summoned to the yard for this milk shake…

I could be summoned to the yard for this milk shake...

Quarantine Barbie is flying off the shelves.

Quarantine Barbie is flying off the shelves.

Colour is science, allegedly.

Colour is science, allegedly.

that’s unfortunate

that's unfortunate

that’s the eye of sauron

that's the eye of sauron
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