*points fingers*

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

Anyone got a wig they can spare?

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

perfect grill marks

cats find comfort in the weirdest positions

College seems like a bum deal…

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

Circa 1920s monkey mask vibes.

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

what is even the point of turtlenecks?

the final boss has been summoned

only if it’s a full moon

purr-fect

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