I do weird crap when I’m bored…

Falling apart.

But today I’m only going to eat two slices…

Shluurp…

Sure… tennis.

Why did you dress up?

First kiss.

I am the Dairy Queen

My cat is not the smartest.

Scumbag Edward Cullen

I used to be afraid of the dark…

Meanwhile, in America.

Cats are jerks.

How did the dinosaurs die?

The cutest hippo.

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