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see you, space cowbeef

*desperately tries to not text back immediately*

who knew santa caused traffic problems

why not both

mari-oh my

I’m bender, baby!

circus min-maximus

i’m…”thriving”

*blows bangs out of the way*

god evenin’

the peculiar posse

that oughta do it

10 Funny Cat Memes to Mew At

that’s not a pie, that’s a die

this is what my old british girlfriend said to me

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