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surprise, we knew the whole time!

surprise, we knew the whole time!
Don’t do drugs.
Don’t do drugs.
Mmm… wait, what?
Mmm… wait, what?
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
The circle of no life.
The circle of no life.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Mario theme played with RC car and bottles.
Mario theme played with RC car and bottles.
Spilled Milk.
Spilled Milk.
Oooooh… BURNNNNN!
Oooooh… BURNNNNN!
I see what you did there…
I see what you did there…
Like a…
Like a…
Harry Potter spoiler alert.
Harry Potter spoiler alert.
Synchronized skydiving.
Synchronized skydiving.
Nope…
Nope…
….WAIT.
….WAIT.
Terms of service:
Terms of service:
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
The+footprints+of+dinosaurs%2C+circa+240+million+years+ago+in+southern+CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
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I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
TRANSFORMER+TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
I+could+read+a+gaggle+of+books+here.
I could read a gaggle of books here.
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.