is this a game to you?
This never happens!
What a Dick move…
Step off my back, Dolores.
(but wait, there’s more…)
You can get it, Harriet.
Thanks I hate flesh eating Roomba…
Give it to me straight, lady…
Owls are the sneakiest predator.
Programmers do the darndest things.
Perspective is everything.
It’s always the Dougs…
Bath bombs are the spice of life.
Starfish make neat fossils.
You’ll be right, Richard.
Give us a taste of your dinner, darling.
The Doctor doesn’t do guns
Kindergarten classroom poetry.
Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90’s
Broke parenting life hack
Join the conversation
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.
A business card for kids who are allowed to go places by themselves
I can’t wait to tell my friends
hello fellow kids…
Cash me ousside, fren.
Looks have an expiration date.
We’ll have to dry off before brunch.