Does your dog bite?
You will never leave the house drunk again.
Three types of rock.
How I sing Chop Suey.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Choosing a college major.
Here I was paying for it…
Things I deal with.
Friends are like boobs.
She loves me… ðŸŒ¼
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
This photo shoot sunk to a whole new level…
It was neat the first 2,000 times…
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It makes no sense to me but I’ll take what I can get.
Look out for each other.
Don’t worry, he apologized.
Thank you for the clicking digits, human.
We did it!
There’s nothing about this in the manual…
Spa days are for tigers too.