Does your dog bite?
do you accept all cookies?
pajamas are like fine china – they only come out on special occassions
cheaper than a therapist
for the taco bell obsessed family
spite is fine
budget cuts have hit everyone hard
let’s talk about whales
there’s always one more
if you don’t want me to use paper towels than don’t provide paper towels
Killer doll memes because Megan is coming for us all
regret is spelled “moisty boi”
this is a dead giveaway you paid too much