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If I ever get deported

If I ever get deported
Do the dishes.
Do the dishes.
So you just lie?
So you just lie?
Surprise spider attack!
Surprise spider attack!
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.
We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.
Pacman evangelism.
Pacman evangelism.
Getting out of bed for school in the morning.
Getting out of bed for school in the morning.
One does not simple walk into Mordor.
One does not simple walk into Mordor.
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
One of the hardest things our kids will have to do…
One of the hardest things our kids will have to do…
Friends are a lot like trees…
Friends are a lot like trees…
Hedgehogs are jerks.
Hedgehogs are jerks.
How college works.
How college works.
I knew it!
I knew it!
I llike you.
I llike you.
The+snowman+army.
The snowman army.
Oh+Bill.
Oh Bill.
A+fly%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A fly’s life.
Impressed.
Impressed.
Join the conversation
Need+a+new+emoticon%3F
Need a new emoticon?
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+exactly+hate+you%26%238230%3B
I don’t exactly hate you…
So+hardcore.
So hardcore.
You+should+do+s%26%238217%3Bmore+typing.
You should do s’more typing.
Happy+February+15th%21
Happy February 15th!
Let%26%238217%3Bs+celebrate.
Let’s celebrate.
Oh+America.
Oh America.
Obvious.
Obvious.