dramatic reading by 5 year old

I could Pop all of these into the toaster.

I could Pop all of these into the toaster.

We got the math all wrong!

We got the math all wrong!

I would watch this soap Oprah.

I would watch this soap Oprah.

Classy lady…

Now that’s a spooky costume…

Now that’s a spooky costume…

Are gran’s allowed to have this much fun?

Are gran’s allowed to have this much fun?

Stop mowing your lawn, basically…?

Stop mowing your lawn, basically…?

Mark knock it off you’ll be ok.

Mark knock it off you’ll be ok.

#stealthebins

Drama on the Bridge…

Drama on the Bridge…

Hoover Dam sans water, circa 1936.

Hoover Dam sans water, circa 1936.

Get the beano, Betty!

Get the beano, Betty!

Stop stealing, generally.

Stop stealing, generally.

Be careful with all the edibles you allegedly get from trick-or-treating…

Be careful with all the edibles you allegedly get from trick-or-treating…

Brick is fren.