text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up
Caffeine is the most widely used psychoactive substance in the world.
Decision making is a learned skill.
The mask must remain…
They went on to serve in the Viet Cong together, probably.
Fill the void…
My soul shops elsewhere now…
Friendly Water Buffalo wishes you a pleasant short sleep.
RIP In Peace, Peter Mayhew.
A jet with Max[imum] safety…
What do we say to hangovers? Tomorrow, probably.
Never forget when Fox news aired this photoshopped Ambien label…
It must have taken her forever to dig each grave…
Firefox has bulked up.
The thirst has taken over…
She said she’d call…
Best things in life:
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Reality of fear.
The great circle of life?
Trolling from prison.
Illustrated guide to facial hair.