When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait…

When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait...

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

I could dock at this space station.

I could dock at this space station.

Welp, seeya later!

Welp, seeya later!

The Llama crew from Pperu.

The Llama crew from Pperu.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

Distant cousins, probably.

Distant cousins, probably.

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

Let your food decay, day 28.

Let your food decay, day 28.

Taiwanese Spec Ops.

Taiwanese Spec Ops.

Do you even play with dolls?

Do you even play with dolls?

Skull of Mary Magdalene, allegedly.

Skull of Mary Magdalene, allegedly.

Slav’s for the environment.

Slav’s for the environment.

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

It’s so windy in Maine that the snowballs are reproducing asexually.

It’s so windy in Maine that the snowballs are reproducing asexually.