Feeling Lucky?

When your birthday present gets you buzzed.

The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Stan the nervous horse.
Stan the nervous horse.
Cat lift.
Cat lift.
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
Fish tank.
Fish tank.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Worst dinner guest ever.
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Sometimes I need one of these.
Sometimes I need one of these.
absolutely+not
absolutely not
commas+matter
commas matter
i+need+an+edgar+in+my+life
i need an edgar in my life
i+hope+this+really+happened
i hope this really happened
Join the conversation
just+act+casual
just act casual
read+whatever+you+want
read whatever you want
an+acceptable+alternative
an acceptable alternative
suddenly+i+really+wanna+go+to+the+airport
suddenly i really wanna go to the airport
the+generic+brand
the generic brand
the+signs+grow+back
the signs grow back
it+was+a+close+call
it was a close call
the+perfect+house
the perfect house