ISIL prefers the venti unicorn frap, thank you.

ISIL prefers the venti unicorn frap, thank you.

*mic drop*

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

Good luck out there…

Good luck out there…

It took me a bit to figure out…

It took me a bit to figure out…

Draw the curtains, dear.

Draw the curtains, dear.

Find something worth smiling about.

Find something worth smiling about.

Amazon’s finest

Amazon’s finest

Have we fixed this yet?

Have we fixed this yet?

Nevermore, motherclucker

Nevermore, motherclucker

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

Thanks madre…

Thanks madre…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

He thought his cat loved him…

He thought his cat loved him…

Don’t forget to write…

Don’t forget to write…