The only thing that left me presents in my sandbox was my cat…
the egg comes first
like a tomato
grandpa has a score to settle
anyone have any good recommendations?
if i wait they’ll get too cold
there’s a playlist for everything
but he won’t starve
how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence
your wife has no regrets
drink alcohol to weigh birds
ah yes, without a license is the issue, not the other part
the answer to the question i didn’t know i had
friday is gonna be wild
when your hitman becomes your therapist
Countries With Cars In Space… Prove me wrong.
Friend of a friend’s pooch dragged the sprinkler in through the doggy door…
This is how commissions work…?
Never forget, Grandma
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Surprise of a lifetime.
Concussion Dwight was the best Dwight.
Susan can get it!
Who’s this dude in your office bulking up at 10am?
Won’t somebody think of the pizza!
Maximize your lumber.
Lenticular clouds over the Great Pyramids of Giza
Joan Crawford’s rules for throwing a party still hold up today