every day is one step closer to the robopocalypse
Wanna see me yawn?
The solution to oversleeping
Couldn’t pick up girls in high school.
Consider the following…
Raving Private Ryan
Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle?
You have enemies?
What is friendzoning?
There are two types of Christmas people…
Best argument I’ve seen yet.
How to wear a scarf properly.
Prove me wrong.
Never forget about Flint
One must always dress for the occasion
Spooky eyeball cookies are 2nummy4us
Join the conversation
Motherhood is a calling.
Cat eye syndrome
Camouflage level 439932
Hey kids…. you thirsy?
How to do nothing
Always stick with your battle buddy.
It becomes apparent after the delivery