future nasa engineer
Do you even shower, bro?
Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.
The shadow raspberries march at dawn…
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
Anyone up for a second run on Area-51 now that the military is distracted?
It’s just a glitch, probably.
The Canadians are getting flustered.
Getting prepped for 2021.
Nine months to change a life, even.
The USAF did a production run of their fire system, allegedly.
a diet Coke, also…
This is an easy win to start things off.
As it turns out, women are very observant…
Just in case there was any confusion.
You Don’t Need To Believe
A small island in Rovaniemi, Finland.
Adulting your taxes
Here we see a Bendadude Crumplehornedsnorkackbach in his natural habitat
Join the conversation
Just Trying To Eat Healthy
Wall Covered In Dinosaur Footprints
Why didn't I get a photo shoot when I was 13
Get your sh*t together
If people talked to store owners the way they talk to artists
True Tolkien Defender
Not even sorry
Sit yo arse down