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Maskaulay Culkin

Maskaulay Culkin
Dogs…
Dogs…
After working in retail a few years…
After working in retail a few years…
Optimism.
Optimism.
How to tell if it’s hot outside.
How to tell if it’s hot outside.
Fun fact of the week.
Fun fact of the week.
Stuff my guinea pig does.
Stuff my guinea pig does.
This problem can be solved by pre-school children.
This problem can be solved by pre-school children.
I relish your wit…
I relish your wit…
Ferrous Wheel.
Ferrous Wheel.
Drinking rum before 10am.
Drinking rum before 10am.
So America recently had a birthday…
So America recently had a birthday…
Jesus is so nice.
Jesus is so nice.
I finally know what skinny feels like.
I finally know what skinny feels like.
She had Twitter before it was cool.
She had Twitter before it was cool.
An average day with Professor Snape.
An average day with Professor Snape.
Words.
Words.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
Join the conversation
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
McHitler.
McHitler.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.