Take care of yourself relentlessly.
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
michael’s store employees use the honor system
How could someone be so cruel
his name was close enough
the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
you should have just bought snacks!
we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess
it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.
houses have layers like onions
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry
Protective instincts got my heart rate up.
Flossing is a group exercise
Is that right, Susan?
Join the conversation
Horses need hugs too.
Give me tea and biscuits, or give me death.
Air New Zealand had a serious problem.
Bob Saget’s daughter looks oddly familiar…
I’m not sure what to do… Just keep swimming, I guess.
Ad for English language school spotted in Croatia
Bounced off me and stuck to you…