from battery to beddery

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

the math adds up

the math adds up

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

spitting venom

wasted gems

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

did he do it?

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod