tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

the coolest dog at the bar

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

how game of thrones should have ended

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