a magician never reveals their secrets

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

this story could be published in ANY local paper

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

im the richest in the world

mind yo business

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

cold-blooded girl stealers

earie

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

my school play casting director was right…

*ping* *clank* *crunkle*

a worthy rival

gunna have to set the bar a little lower, christy