I choose you!

you know the move

you know the move

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

i don’t want it

i don’t want it

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

don’t they smell amazing?

don’t they smell amazing?

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

for those about to rock, neil salutes you

for those about to rock, neil salutes you

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out