there is no law

Riddle me this, atheists…

Volkswagen van for scale

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

I need an adult.

Never trust a hedgehog.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

Chocolate Roulette.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Thanks Obama

Hey mom!

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Just got a promotion. I have employees now