Feeling Lucky?

i’d divorce him too, tbh

Spongebob just took a dark turn
Spongebob just took a dark turn
An apple a day
An apple a day
always listen to the magic 8 ball
always listen to the magic 8 ball
lol france
lol france
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
You’re right, I’m not
You’re right, I’m not
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
Terry is living the dream
Terry is living the dream
Take a guess, see what happens
Take a guess, see what happens
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
*anxiety sets in*
*anxiety sets in*
Excellent child logic
Excellent child logic
The only good use of the butterfly effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
Good-bye forever, keys
Good-bye forever, keys
Ready+to+roll+out%26%238230%3B
Ready to roll out…
9%2F11+only+killed+3%2C000+people%2C+so%26%238230%3B
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
Ashlyn+is+being+a+reasonable+human+right+now.
Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.
This+man+sells.
This man sells.
Join the conversation
United+we+stand%2C+though.
United we stand, though.
%2Agets+chlamydia%26%238230%3B%2A
*gets chlamydia…*
The+pets+are+sick+of+us.
The pets are sick of us.
When+wearing+a+face+mask+for+extended+periods+of+time.+Sew+a+button+to+a+headband+to+keep+from+destroying+your+ears.++Pass+it+on.
When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.
Stop+being+so+cute%2C+Kenneth%26%238230%3B
Stop being so cute, Kenneth…
Amen%2C+then%26%238230%3B
Amen, then…
Could+you+not%2C+Helen%3F%21
Could you not, Helen?!
Never+trust+a+cat%26%238230%3B
Never trust a cat…