she’s never touched a sponge in her life

This man sells.

Ready to roll out…

Amen, then…

The things we put up with for silence.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

*gets chlamydia…*

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.

Bubble warfare!

PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

Could you not, Helen?!

It’s Britney, bitch.

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

No back out at checkout, Madre.