she’s never touched a sponge in her life

28 work minutes ago

Taylor Swift broke ticketmaster and swifties aren’t okay, but these memes are!

and adorable disaster

just a quick presentation she put together

must have been pretty effective before it got banned

calm down, doug

okay, but why do want this for real?

nope nope nope this is terrifying

fight awkward with wtf

what coffee filters?

he was the sk8r boi

he’s conducting field research?

groovy, baby

the fresh maker

jeff bezos says he’ll give “most” of his money to charity and not a single soul believes him