she’s never touched a sponge in her life
This man sells.
Ready to roll out…
The things we put up with for silence.
Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…
When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.
PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.
Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.
The Big Bang Theory did it first?
Could you not, Helen?!
It’s Britney, bitch.
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
No back out at checkout, Madre.
You say tomato, I say tultol…
Bike races need pit stops, also.
Trains have birthdays, as well.
Join the conversation
Bidet’s are all business.
Up! – The Rapture Begins
Dry cleaners on Roncesvalles in Toronto are sorry they couln’t help more…
Restroom Signs at Area 51
Be good to others when you are blessed.
Yeah but think of all the priorities…