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Reflexes, good. Priorities, bad.

Reflexes, good. Priorities, bad.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
I would listen to this man preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Persistence is paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
NUNS ROLL OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
My+feelings+exactly%26%238230%3B
My feelings exactly…
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+unemployed.
Why I’m unemployed.
It%26%238217%3Bs+true.
It’s true.
Welcome+to+Kitty+City.
Welcome to Kitty City.
Join the conversation
Definitions.
Definitions.
What%3F%21
What?!
Hate+when+that+happens%26%238230%3B
Hate when that happens…
Mind+%3D%3D+Blown.
Mind == Blown.
Dwilight.
Dwilight.
All+the+puns%21
All the puns!
A+penny+for+your+thoughts%26%238230%3B
A penny for your thoughts…
Occupy+all+the+things.
Occupy all the things.