Awww, the Whitehouse is all synced up 🔴

the gift no one wants

it’s healthy to set boundaries

tooting his own horn

thanks but no thanks

back the blue?

pass me some coal

you’re next!

especially on a friday

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

all the pain

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

team carrie

are you awake or ashleighp?

i slept okay