Our ancestors did nothing of the sort

I’ll consider it…

300 Napkins vs Power Hammer

Extreme hammocking

I’d eat every blue.

pretty

I’m trying… :/

During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied.

The Sniper Giraffe

To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let’s remember that this is how you charge their freaking mouse.

Mosquito bites

The most American way to row a boat.

They are not freaking kidding

I would seek them out to the ends of the earth

In case it’s a bomb…

The Mighty Mongrel Mob