Get ya nails did.
Feels good to earn it.
She must have so many leftovers…
What could go wrong?
How to make friends and be interesting to people.
Leave Gato alone.
People being people.
Horses demand feed.
Leave no cabbage behind.
It’s just perks *shrug*
Throw ya dam phoneâ„¢ï¸
I could pretend that none of y’all exist, here.
Cows have accents, it seems.
I could do 20 years in this bed.
Be careful whom you fool around with.
Real reason 50 Shades is $exy.
How smart is your right foot?
How I sit when I start using the computer.
They’re coming to see your new house!
Join the conversation
I just wanted to be handsome.
When a girl asks me out…
Criteria for an Attention Whoring Status.
How showers ought to be designed.
Trolling grammar Nazis.
I don’t like morning people…
Fortune 500 in the year 2030.