it just wants to quack you up

rude broccoli

untitled klingon goose game

untitled klingon goose game

a contributing factor for sure

a contributing factor for sure

money on gandalf

money on gandalf

introvert shaming

introvert shaming

dominos delivery going above and beyond

dominos delivery going above and beyond

everything expires eventually

everything expires eventually

chose witchcraft over religion

chose witchcraft over religion

take no prisoners

take no prisoners

forever young

flipping the pick up line script

flipping the pick up line script

they were meant for each other

they were meant for each other

it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm

it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm

yes, please

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?