it wants out

My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

My primary source of income as a kid…

Sarah Silverman publicly calling for military coup. Violation of U.S. Code 2385.

Finally found a girl with zero red flags, wish me luck!

5-star food with 3-star service

Dogs With Hearts Of Gold

Coaching hockey practice Saturday morning with 7 year-olds

I can’t eat this now!

Leaked footage showing a jumping, wheeled robot from Boston Dynamics. This is how we die…

JK Rowling shutting down a person trying to shut her up

Surprise, Surprise…

I wish I was this bored…

As an IT guy I leave this on my desk to when people come speak to me, I can pretend Ive been working hard on my “code”

Two dogs, two personalities

Icelandic girl carries lamb into shelter due to volcanic ash cloud