Feeling Lucky?

sounds like something a satanic chair would write

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
These ducks were very expensive.
These ducks were very expensive.
I could embroider this poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
TRANSFORMER TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.
Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.
It’s really not that hard, guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
Listen here, Karen.
Listen here, Karen.
Real slick, guys…
Real slick, guys…
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.
Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.
Words
Words
and+then+there%26%238217%3Bs+jeff+bezos%26%238230%3B
and then there’s jeff bezos…
hates+mondays%2C+loves+lasagna.+Am+I+garfield%3F
hates mondays, loves lasagna. Am I garfield?
but+do+they+pay+their+female+employees+less+than+the+male+ones%3F
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
when+will+society+learn%3F
when will society learn?
Join the conversation
both.+bring+both+inside
both. bring both inside
the+didn%26%238217%3Bt+think+this+one+through
the didn’t think this one through
i+appreciate+the+attention
i appreciate the attention
the+ducks+knew+exactly+what+they+were+doing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
he+worked+so+hard+for+everything
he worked so hard for everything
death+by+karens
death by karens
we+are+not+alone+in+the+universe
we are not alone in the universe
can+confirm+this+works
can confirm this works