i’ve got the need… the need for velocity!

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

goldfish royalty

yep, i have no idea at all…

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

what political party is this? funny answers only

what are you buying? gas, probably…

got any facts about ducks to add?

my body is just looking out for my best interests

Dumb food hacks and other delicious memes

what power washing feels like

speaking was a bad choice

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this