pecan pie is the best pie. fight me

Scuba diver with Great White Shark

Scuba diver with Great White Shark

I will never do drugs in my life.

I will never do drugs in my life.

One little hello can change your whole future.

One little hello can change your whole future.

Going to a friends house for the first time.

Going to a friends house for the first time.

There hasn’t been a nude scandal in a while.

There hasn’t been a nude scandal in a while.

Why are we not funding this?

Why are we not funding this?

Four scenarios by which the universe could end

Four scenarios by which the universe could end

Being from Texas I can confirm

Being from Texas I can confirm

My motivation is as absent as Hermione’s Parents

My motivation is as absent as Hermione’s Parents

Fairy tales these days…

Fairy tales these days…

Netflix released this short “back to school” ad.

Netflix released this short “back to school” ad.

Welcome to September

Welcome to September

This is what I think when Russia is wanting to invade anyone

This is what I think when Russia is wanting to invade anyone

Five day old emus.

Five day old emus.

Disney characters in traditional garb.

Disney characters in traditional garb.