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Just kitchen tips.

Just kitchen tips.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
Shrek is god, indeed.
Shrek is god, indeed.
b a d t h
b a d t h
Care for pre-toad.
Care for pre-toad.
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.
We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
Delete the interwebs!
Delete the interwebs!
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…