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The car, Ted.

The car, Ted.
i appreciate the attention
i appreciate the attention
we are not alone in the universe
we are not alone in the universe
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
this can only end in hilarity
this can only end in hilarity
Same names i use for them in my phone, too
Same names i use for them in my phone, too
gonz… oh no…
gonz… oh no…
the didn’t think this one through
the didn’t think this one through
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
they face the sun for a reason
they face the sun for a reason
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
he refused to quit
he refused to quit
when will society learn?
when will society learn?
and then there’s jeff bezos…
and then there’s jeff bezos…
dads are so embarrassing
dads are so embarrassing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
Studied+for+15+minutes.
Studied for 15 minutes.
Last+Christmas+sucked.
Last Christmas sucked.
Pooh+who%3F
Pooh who?
If+you+play+a+Nickelback+song+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you play a Nickelback song backwards…
Join the conversation
Let+me+stop+you+right+there%26%238230%3B
Let me stop you right there…
Mom%26%238217%3Bs+not+in+the+kitchen%26%238230%3B
Mom’s not in the kitchen…
Learning+French.
Learning French.
Baby+got+bach.
Baby got bach.
How+I+look+after+the+gym%26%238230%3B
How I look after the gym…
Tea+caps.
Tea caps.
Do+you+drink+coffee%3F
Do you drink coffee?
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