I, uhm… would still eat it.

She’s a beaut

I am sure they do

Advice to live by

Dale knows what’s up (or down)

For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara

How to raise a supervillain.

This one’s broken…

This is what Tumblr displays when you search for depression. I just finished 2 hours chatting with an expert from the suggested websites and I feel better. Thank you Tumblr.

Playing air hockey against a robot

What being a German feels like right now

It’s like my car somehow knows when it’s a three-paycheck month…

This Heineken USB drive has Heineken in it.

Swiping is poor etiquite.

There is no escape

Off to class!