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The yard is mine, no milkshake for you.

The yard is mine, no milkshake for you.
who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?
who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?
what’s he ordering?
what’s he ordering?
apple would make a terrible babysitter
apple would make a terrible babysitter
your uber has arrived
your uber has arrived
milk is almost out of fat
milk is almost out of fat
for when you need to meditate
for when you need to meditate
how many dogs?
how many dogs?
beware the bjork
beware the bjork
the more things change the more they stay the same
the more things change the more they stay the same
it’s science
it’s science
a burrito is not a travel taco
a burrito is not a travel taco
biohazard
biohazard
nicotine is the real killer
nicotine is the real killer
gangster flowers
gangster flowers
the truth about sleepovers
the truth about sleepovers
Not+where+you+want+to+be+in+life.
Not where you want to be in life.
%2B86%2C400
+86,400
Always+do+sober+what+you+said+you%26%238217%3Bd+do+drunk.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
With+and+without+bees.
With and without bees.
Join the conversation
Me+trying+to+keep+up+on+new+slang.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
I+could+bathe+here.
I could bathe here.
So+many+texts+with+dog
So many texts with dog
Correction%2C+you+love+ice+cream.
Correction, you love ice cream.
Unisex
Unisex
Stuck
Stuck
Unhated+nations+annual+meeting.
Unhated nations annual meeting.
I+wanna+tell+her+how+hot+she+is%2C+but+she%26%238217%3Bll+think+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+sexist.
I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.