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How to become a fossil

How to become a fossil
frienememes
frienememes
the name game
the name game
tapping in
tapping in
card of hearing
card of hearing
deathmarkered
deathmarkered
stuff break
stuff break
supermarketable
supermarketable
the pliasstic period
the pliasstic period
phone a friend
phone a friend
upgr-aged
upgr-aged
or-car-stra
or-car-stra
screening your behavior
screening your behavior
efforts in vein
efforts in vein
en-(re)gards
en-(re)gards
turning the (vege)tables
turning the (vege)tables
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
666+is+divisible+by+3
666 is divisible by 3
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
there+is+no+escape.+Only+zuul
there is no escape. Only zuul
Join the conversation
mind+blown
mind blown
don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+me%21
don’t look at me!
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
I don’t see the problem
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
This+person+really+needs+to+play+Smash
This person really needs to play Smash
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+say+hi
Don’t even say hi