I’ve been ordering pizza wrong for 30 years

I've been ordering pizza wrong for 30 years

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Crocheted anatomy.

Crocheted anatomy.

It is finished, it is done…

It is finished, it is done…

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT

Best not breath at me…

Best not breath at me…

Friendly reminder to move on.

Friendly reminder to move on.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

DIY cat door 2020

DIY cat door 2020

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

*pays taxes anyway*

*pays taxes anyway*

*phoooomp*